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  I Would Like to Thank Yall....

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd like to thank all the jwd "buds" that helped me reach 1000 posts in such a short time.....stand up and take a bow, yall....you're allstars and i loves ya more than my luggage..... .

  obiwan (for his "someone has to stop frannie banannie" thread") .

  annnnnd....vivamus, calamityjane, treshappy, panda, elsewhere, drwtsn32, xjw_b12, willyloman, teejay, caballosentado, country girl, valis, shutterbug, arrowstar, yerusalyim, tinkerbell82, sadelder, brummie, spannerintheworks, rayzorblade, jgnat, sillyputty, phantomstranger, estee, sunshinetoo, blacksheep, specialk, azzie, sheilam, ladylee, pleasuredome, and of course simon and all the moderators for making this possible.....(simpers).

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  Frannie Banannie

  Congrats, Frannie!!!

  Thanks, Detective!

  Frannie, you deserve a rest. Soooooooo? Attention: You have reached the very last page of the Internet. We hope you have enjoyed your browsing. Now turn off your computer and go outside and play.

  LOL, Silly! I don't have the energy to play.... 

  Frannie B
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  I Would Like to Thank Yall....

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd like to thank all the jwd "buds" that helped me reach 1000 posts in such a short time.....stand up and take a bow, yall....you're allstars and i loves ya more than my luggage..... .

  obiwan (for his "someone has to stop frannie banannie" thread") .

  annnnnd....vivamus, calamityjane, treshappy, panda, elsewhere, drwtsn32, xjw_b12, willyloman, teejay, caballosentado, country girl, valis, shutterbug, arrowstar, yerusalyim, tinkerbell82, sadelder, brummie, spannerintheworks, rayzorblade, jgnat, sillyputty, phantomstranger, estee, sunshinetoo, blacksheep, specialk, azzie, sheilam, ladylee, pleasuredome, and of course simon and all the moderators for making this possible.....(simpers).

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  Frannie Banannie

  Wow are you the fastest ever to 1000 posts? And I thought Tinky was a talker

  I dunno, Stacy....but yer right about Tink...LOL!

  Congrats Fannie Bannanie........what a yakker u is!! xx

  Yep, dat's me awright, Scoob....

  Frannie B
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  I Would Like to Thank Yall....

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd like to thank all the jwd "buds" that helped me reach 1000 posts in such a short time.....stand up and take a bow, yall....you're allstars and i loves ya more than my luggage..... .

  obiwan (for his "someone has to stop frannie banannie" thread") .

  annnnnd....vivamus, calamityjane, treshappy, panda, elsewhere, drwtsn32, xjw_b12, willyloman, teejay, caballosentado, country girl, valis, shutterbug, arrowstar, yerusalyim, tinkerbell82, sadelder, brummie, spannerintheworks, rayzorblade, jgnat, sillyputty, phantomstranger, estee, sunshinetoo, blacksheep, specialk, azzie, sheilam, ladylee, pleasuredome, and of course simon and all the moderators for making this possible.....(simpers).

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  Frannie Banannie

  franniegirl, you know i luvs ya!

  Hooray for Jedi Frannie!

  Thanks, Nina!

  Frannie B
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  I Would Like to Thank Yall....

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd like to thank all the jwd "buds" that helped me reach 1000 posts in such a short time.....stand up and take a bow, yall....you're allstars and i loves ya more than my luggage..... .

  obiwan (for his "someone has to stop frannie banannie" thread") .

  annnnnd....vivamus, calamityjane, treshappy, panda, elsewhere, drwtsn32, xjw_b12, willyloman, teejay, caballosentado, country girl, valis, shutterbug, arrowstar, yerusalyim, tinkerbell82, sadelder, brummie, spannerintheworks, rayzorblade, jgnat, sillyputty, phantomstranger, estee, sunshinetoo, blacksheep, specialk, azzie, sheilam, ladylee, pleasuredome, and of course simon and all the moderators for making this possible.....(simpers).

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  Frannie Banannie

  Man, at the rate I'm going it will be another 2 years before I make 1,000 posts!

  Yes, you vill, dahlink Nikita! Yust led me get my vhip!

  Frannie.....Tee-Hee, shucks, your embarrasing me....... oh wait, I'm not even in your list. Hello, hello its ME, over here in the corner, with no mates.......oh nevermind.

  awwww, Scooby?....I shoulda thanked all you guys who're regular posters of such interesting posts on JWD, too, ya sweetie patootie! (rushes to edit original post on this thread)

  Frannie B
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  Do you think the men who wrote the Bible failed God in carrying His word?

  by Happythoughts in

  1. watchtower
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  i was just wondering, considering everyone fails god at some point.

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  I believe the men who wrote the Bible failed every human being affected adversely by the words they wrote.....

  Frannie B
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  What if the WTBTS ran the United States of America?

  by Yizuman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  saw this on the carmforums and thought this is an interesting question..... .

  what if the governing body of the wtbts ran the country instead of our present government?.

  would we have our religious freedoms?.

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  Frannie Banannie

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  What Does Your "Apostate Library" Look Like???

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

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  willyloman used that expression in a different thread.

  what publications do you have in your "theocratic"----i mean, "apostate library"?

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  Frannie Banannie

  Hey, yall....I threw all that underwhelming crapola in the garbage years ago.....

  My normal library now contains cookbooks, chiller fiction (Dean Koontz, Stephen King, etc.), Harry Potter and Rose Petal books (for the g/kids.....oh, alright then!...the g/kids don't come to see me that often, I bought them for myself!! Are ya happy now?).....

  Books on writing, publishing, Star Signs, crafts, mathematics, science, healthcare and agriculture...........okay....ALRIGHT DAMNIT!!.... I DO still have the Gnu-Whirled Trans., the Greek Interlinear and Strong's Comprehensive Concordance.....so there...

  Frannie B
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  Why is a trauma to move out from an organisation like the j.w ?

  by arancia in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was converted j.w about 15years ago but last year i got to know what sort of people they were in reality.

  my husband and i made the decision in five minutes.within few days we sent a very brief letter that stated in few words that we were living the oganisation disgusted for what we so in tv on channel 9 the previous sunday.

  we reach very fast that decision because we freely and voluntarily got in ,therefore with the same spirit got out.

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  Frannie Banannie

  Arancia, I'm so happy for you and your husband....that you both had the good sense to know it was time to leave....Happy Life to the both of you!

  I believe the trauma comes from leaving behind beloved friends and/or family members, knowing you can't see or communicate with them anymore unless they, too, choose to leave or are forced out and having one's faith in one's beliefs destroyed, along with faith in one's own judgment, since that's what linked a person to the JWs in the first place.....to see what many people go through upon leaving such a restrictive organization, see the posted information at this hyperlinked thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/16/57203/1.ashx

  Frannie B
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  I Would Like to Thank Yall....

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd like to thank all the jwd "buds" that helped me reach 1000 posts in such a short time.....stand up and take a bow, yall....you're allstars and i loves ya more than my luggage..... .

  obiwan (for his "someone has to stop frannie banannie" thread") .

  annnnnd....vivamus, calamityjane, treshappy, panda, elsewhere, drwtsn32, xjw_b12, willyloman, teejay, caballosentado, country girl, valis, shutterbug, arrowstar, yerusalyim, tinkerbell82, sadelder, brummie, spannerintheworks, rayzorblade, jgnat, sillyputty, phantomstranger, estee, sunshinetoo, blacksheep, specialk, azzie, sheilam, ladylee, pleasuredome, and of course simon and all the moderators for making this possible.....(simpers).

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  Frannie Banannie

  You need a rest now. Go check out that thread from Voyager. Beautiful Bed and Breakfast.

  Will do, xjw_b12! (heaves great sigh of relief....blows on smokin' fingers)

  Your a little over zealous aren't ya? I envy you!

  LOL, Ikhandi! Get REAL! They were all standin' over me floggin' me to cross dat finish line....lol

  Frannie B
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  Lawyer Joke

  by talesin in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a guy walks into a bar, obviously steaming around the collar.

  he takes a seat at the bar, and orders a whiskey and a beer.

  he shoots the whiskey, and chases it with the beer.

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  Frannie Banannie

  LOL, Tal! annnnd the flip side of dat coin is yet another lawyer joke:

  A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a
  client. He was told the
  loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory
  title to a parcel of property
  being offered as collateral. The title to the
  property dated back to 1803,
  which took the lawyer three months to track down.
  After sending the information
  to the FHA, he received the following reply.
  
  (actual letter):
  "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's
  loan application, we note that the request is
  supported by an Abstract of Title. While we
  compliment the able manner in which you have
  prepared and presented the application, we must
  point out that you have only cleared title to the
  proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before
  final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back
  to its origin." Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows: (actual letter)
  "Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received. I note
  that you wish to have the title extended further than the 194 years covered
  by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this
  country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know
  that Louisiana was purchased, by the U.S. from France in 1803, the year of
  origin identified in our application. For the edification of uninformed FHA
  bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from
  France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came
  into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by
  a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege
  of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella. The good
  queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as
  the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she
  sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition. Now the Pope, as I'm sure
  you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God; and God, it
  is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to
  presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana. God,
  therefore, would be the owner of origin, and His origins date back to before
  the beginning of time, the world as we know it, AND the FHA. I hope you find
  God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our damned loan?"
  The loan was approved.